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@weird-deird-gaster
YARGH! WELCOME TO ME BLOG!
I BE CAPTAIN WEIRD DEIRD GASTER, THOUGH YE MAY CALL ME DINGS, IF I SAY YE CAN.
WHAT? PRONOUNS? WHAT BE THOSE? YAR HAR HAR, I BE YANKIN’ YER CHAIN, BUT ANY PRONOUNS BE FINE BY ME.
ME CREW, SO FAR!
@killer-offical
@peggythepirate234
@president-lincoln-offical
@corsairlafitte
@willow-wisp-fae
WE BE GROWIN’ BY THE HOUR, YAR HAR HAR!!
AND LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS, WE SET SAIL!
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you’re a block tales reference btw block tales invented pirates
YARGH, THE FUCK BE A “BLOCK TALE”?
*starts foaming at the mouth*
AYE, SHE’S GONE RABID. FETCH ME BLUNDERBUSS. I BE PUTTIN THE POOR CRITTER OUTTA ‘ER MIS’RY
you’re a block tales reference btw block tales invented pirates
YARGH, THE FUCK BE A “BLOCK TALE”?
I would like to accept your really cool offer to join your crew, gaster.
YAR! OF COURSE, MATEY. THE MORE, THE MERRIER!
CHIPS AHOY, LANDBITCHES!!!!
IT BE ME, CAPTAIN WEIRD DEIRD GASTER!
HERE TO PLUNDER YER ROOT BEER AND YER ALE, YAR HAR HAR!!!
AYE, THIS NEXT VOYAGE
BE VERY, VERY
INTERESTING!
SO, HOP ON ME FRIEND SHIP, AND JOIN ME CREW! THERE ALWAYS BE ROOM FER’ MORE! YAR HAR HAR!!
IT BE TIME TO SET SAIL!!
@askgasterandacquaintances @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sans-undertale-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @killer-offical @king-in-yellow-offical @gus-offical @air-vent-official
Gaster...? Why are you a pirate now?
Arg! Because he can, matey!
Fair enough I suppose
Do ye wanna go plunder some rootbeer with us?
You don't have to plunder. I can buy rootbeer for you if you'd like.
YARGH!! WE BE DOIN' IT FER' SHITS AN' GIGGLES!! AIN'T THAT BE RIGHT, ME CREW!!!
YARRR, EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER WHEN IT BE ILLEGAL, SCALLYWAG! CRIME BE THE BEST SPICE!
AYE! THAT, AND OREGANO!! BUT CRIME BE WORKIN’ ON ALL SORTS A’ DISHES!! WHEREAS, OREGANO ONLY BE WORKIN’ ON SOME.
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CHIPS AHOY, LANDBITCHES!!!!
IT BE ME, CAPTAIN WEIRD DEIRD GASTER!
HERE TO PLUNDER YER ROOT BEER AND YER ALE, YAR HAR HAR!!!
AYE, THIS NEXT VOYAGE
BE VERY, VERY
INTERESTING!
SO, HOP ON ME FRIEND SHIP, AND JOIN ME CREW! THERE ALWAYS BE ROOM FER’ MORE! YAR HAR HAR!!
IT BE TIME TO SET SAIL!!
@askgasterandacquaintances @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sans-undertale-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @killer-offical @king-in-yellow-offical @gus-offical @air-vent-official
Gaster...? Why are you a pirate now?
YARGH!! THIS BE MY DELTA RUNE!! I BE A PIRATE IF I WANT TO BE!! YAR HAR HAR!!!
CHIPS AHOY, LANDBITCHES!!!!
IT BE ME, CAPTAIN WEIRD DEIRD GASTER!
HERE TO PLUNDER YER ROOT BEER AND YER ALE, YAR HAR HAR!!!
AYE, THIS NEXT VOYAGE
BE VERY, VERY
INTERESTING!
SO, HOP ON ME FRIEND SHIP, AND JOIN ME CREW! THERE ALWAYS BE ROOM FER’ MORE! YAR HAR HAR!!
IT BE TIME TO SET SAIL!!
@askgasterandacquaintances @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sans-undertale-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @killer-offical @king-in-yellow-offical @gus-offical @air-vent-official
Gaster...? Why are you a pirate now?
Arg! Because he can, matey!
Fair enough I suppose
Do ye wanna go plunder some rootbeer with us?
You don't have to plunder. I can buy rootbeer for you if you'd like.
YARGH!! WE BE DOIN' IT FER' SHITS AN' GIGGLES!! AIN'T THAT BE RIGHT, ME CREW!!!
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg
Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
(image source)
When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
1,026 days left
When there are 1,026 days left
When ye be a GIF of former president Barack Obama.
"Because what it WANTS, is STUPID!"
"I want to eat sand on the beach with you, mew!"
Mmmm sand🤤
Mmmm sand🤤
“Mmmm sand, mew!🤤”
“I’m surrounded by morons.”
Mmmm sand 🤤
Eh. Sand tastes good, but the texture is all wrong.
“What the fuck is wrong with you all?”
Mmmm sand 🤤
YARGH!! JOIN ME PIRATE CREW!
Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie
YARGH!! JOIN ME PIRATE CREW!
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I WANT ON YOUR BOAT. WE MUST PLUNDER AND PILFER RICHES FROM THOSE FUCKING LANDLUBBERS. MY ONLY PIRATE CREDENTIALS ARE LIKE 50 HOURD OF PLAYTIME ON SEA OF THIEVES. AHOYYYYYYY
YARGH!!! OF COURSE!!
AHOYYYY!!!!
I LOVE BOOTY!!!!!!
and treasure is also pretty cool <3
GASTER STOP MAKING MY TUMBLR BUG OUT AS SOON AS I CLICKED ON YOUR OAGE IT STARTED GLITCHING MAN
YAR HAR HAR!!
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG
I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:
if you support pedophilia,
kindly get the fuck off of my blog.
Thanks.
I reblog these regularly.
STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG
Shoo fly, don’t bother me👋🏾
Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.
I’m reblogging this here because I want this blog to be a safe space for people to enjoy.
Anyone who supports pedophilia or is a pedophile in any way, shape or form REGARDLESS OF ANY REASONS/EXCUSES, please kindly get the fuck away from this blog, just unfollow me straight away. I do not tolerate your kind here, and you should be ashamed of trying to justify the sexualisation of children even for a S E C O N D.
Also just to clarify this one specific point: Pedophilia and pedophiles are NOT AND WILL NEVER BE IN OR ASSOCIATED WITH THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
Edit: Before I forget, if any of you are in any way, shape or form, a pedophile, turn yourself in at your nearest police station because you don’t deserve to roam free on the streets.
I may have just started this blog but this will not STAND
Seriously though, if you think you are welcomed on this blog, you’re not. Sorry, but you make me feel unsafe so..
GTFO OF MY BLOG IF YOU DO!
I just can’t scroll pass without reblogging!! IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILES/PEDOPHILIA OR IS A PEDOPHILE PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!
PEDOPHILES BE FUCKING GONE
LIKE, GET THE FCK OUT
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
GO EW GET AWAY
It’s not a fucking mental illness either
Idk man, call me ignorant if you want, but I stand by my statement
I’m reblogging on all my blogs
theres no way people actually believe that right
…
I
If I lose any followers
PLEASE FOR STARS SAKE GET OUT IF YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT
To all those about to unfollow me as you should
I want you to openly admit it
send me an ask
tell me that you’re doing it
feel free to insult me even
but I want you to show your face.
Or at least, the closest thing to it on this website. Your blog name.
That way we’ll all know just who and what you are.
please leave my blog if you’re a pedophile or anything that is viewed negatively by the majority of the populace like racism, sexism, being homophobic, or anything else along those lines
thank you and goodbye
pedos, begone from my blog. I alrd have a DNI in my description telling u to not interact, but istg, if any pedos are following me.
BEGONE GROSS CREEPIES!
If you fucking… i ccant even find a slur hurtful enough to use.
Just get the fuck out if you are one, filthy childfuckers.
Hey, you want to fuck a child? You deserve the meat grinder, the wood chipper. Oh and get off my blog you ugly fucking freak. You’re right dude, I can’t find a word hateful enough for how much I despise people like that. You make me want to rip my insides out, fuck off and die
if u think pedophillia a kink fucking unfollow me because i will never accept people like you
If ye be believin’ pedophilia to be a kink, get yer ass offa me ship. Ye’ve not a single friend here.
I WANT ON YOUR BOAT. WE MUST PLUNDER AND PILFER RICHES FROM THOSE FUCKING LANDLUBBERS. MY ONLY PIRATE CREDENTIALS ARE LIKE 50 HOURD OF PLAYTIME ON SEA OF THIEVES. AHOYYYYYYY
YARGH!!! OF COURSE!!
Thar can only be one, matey
@captain-gaster-offical
HMMM. YE LOOK FAMILIAR, THOUGH I CANNAE PLACE IT. BE YE THE MAN IN ME MIRROR, PERHAPS?
Aye, but better!
Because I'm green!
WHY ARE YE GREEN?
Why aren't ye? 'Tus the supreme color!
AYE, PERHAPS I STILL BE STUCK IN THE DAYS OF THE BLACK-AND-WHITE! BUT, I’D HATE TO PLUNDER YER STYLE!
Well, ye already did.
However, I can see... an alliance, which could form from our... similarities.
AYE! PERHAPS A NEW FRIENDSHIP CAN GROW! AND I DON’T BE MEANIN’ MY SHIP! YAR HAR HAR!!
Ah, that be a clever pun!
Now, I have an idea to prank Kris, and I think yer help could be... quite a valuabe asset.
It will be very
Very
Interesting...
WHAT HO! THAT BE A WONDERFUL IDEA! I BE ALL EARS.
Okay, hear me out on this one...
We steal their knife and hide it somewhere! I mean, they're so attached to that thing, i be surprised it isn't a darkner by now!
OOH HOO HOO! THAT BE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i saw a funny tweet
Made this meme earlier. Everyone come aboard. We're sailing the DEPTHS.
