The normalest NPC. So normal.
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@normal-npc-offical
The normalest NPC. So normal.
Hi, this is @agate-i-think with a new gimmick blog!
I felt like making this so :/ Might not be the most active, but this'll be fun! (At least until the chapter 5 hype calms down)
My general rules are on my main.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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so what the fuck was up with that normalnpc dialogue huh
Fuckass bird.
YOU'RE the one who said that we should plunder some G
from WATERFALL !
If I were to commit
a crime
Which one would you think I would do?
Hypothetically.
@normal_npc_offical
why're you askin' stranger.
*yellows hand hovers over the gun in his holster*
No reason!
I don't commit crimes.
Just wondering, by the look of me, what would you assume I would
do?
Haiiii!
How are you? :3
@yer-vessel-offical
Hi ! I am good!
Just looking for knowledgeable people who might tell
others about it!
And getting protein for the ship's cat !
{once killed a man}
Put a gun to his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
MAMAAA
LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN
And now he came and
threw it all waway...

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Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
SETH SETH!!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
meet my new friend!!!
…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…
@normal-npc-offical
seth knows lots of stuff!
Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?
*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*
J-Just like…science…
Like... royal science...?
M-More like…plants?
Like.... large megastructure power plants?
….No???
Like plants in a garden?
Hm...
Like talking flow- no, nevermind. You're all clear!
@aqua-the-flower-offical we're making fried chicken!
*Takes some frozen chicken out of the freezer and thaws it, before passing it to Aqua* Cut! Small pieces
{aqua cuts it up Verrrrry small}
yayayayayayaya!!!!!
*Normal NPC coats them in batter and flour, then sets them to cook*
Here you go! *You have been handed a plate*
*Mr. Normal eats a little bit, before packing the rest of the food up*
My FRIEND will love this protein!
seth Seth!!!!
we just cooked that weird bird nerd you have a crush on!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
have some!!!!!!!!!!
{she hands you her plate}
[They look at the blue feather that was in their pocket.]
Do not worry!
They are still here ! That was just from the second SAVE slot!
...
Normal NPC slinks away slowly, muttering "the Captain's gonna kill me for saying that, aren't they..."
Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
SETH SETH!!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
meet my new friend!!!
…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…
@normal-npc-offical
seth knows lots of stuff!
Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?
*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*
J-Just like…science…
Like... royal science...?
M-More like…plants?
Like.... large megastructure power plants?
….No???
Like plants in a garden?
Hm...
Like talking flow- no, nevermind. You're all clear!
@aqua-the-flower-offical we're making fried chicken!
*Takes some frozen chicken out of the freezer and thaws it, before passing it to Aqua* Cut! Small pieces
{aqua cuts it up Verrrrry small}
yayayayayayaya!!!!!
*Normal NPC coats them in batter and flour, then sets them to cook*
Here you go! *You have been handed a plate*
*Mr. Normal eats a little bit, before packing the rest of the food up*
My FRIEND will love this protein!
Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
SETH SETH!!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
meet my new friend!!!
…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…
@normal-npc-offical
seth knows lots of stuff!
Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?
*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*
J-Just like…science…
Like... royal science...?
M-More like…plants?
Like.... large megastructure power plants?
….No???
Like plants in a garden?
Hm...
Like talking flow- no, nevermind. You're all clear!
@aqua-the-flower-offical we're making fried chicken!
*Takes some frozen chicken out of the freezer and thaws it, before passing it to Aqua* Cut! Small pieces
Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
SETH SETH!!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
meet my new friend!!!
…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…
@normal-npc-offical
seth knows lots of stuff!
Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?
*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*
J-Just like…science…
Like... royal science...?
M-More like…plants?
Like.... large megastructure power plants?
Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
SETH SETH!!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
meet my new friend!!!
…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…
@normal-npc-offical
seth knows lots of stuff!
Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?
*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*
J-Just like…science…
Like... royal science...?

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Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
SETH SETH!!!!!
@seth-the-flower-offical
meet my new friend!!!
…S-Sir, I’m aware of nothing…
@normal-npc-offical
seth knows lots of stuff!
Like what, @seth-the-flower-offical?
*Rolling out spices, breadcrumbs, and dough*
Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
@seth-the-flower-offical knows strange things and tends to tell people!!!!!
That's great... where is this "seth"?
Do you want to play a
Cooking game?
@normal-npc-offical
Uuu, Yes!!!
Ok!
Here's the fryer... now, pour in the oil.
Would you happen to know anybody who knows a lot of strange things?
And might tell people?
Do you want some takoyaki?
@normal-npc-offical
* I...
*
* No thanks, I don't like onion.
Do you want an egg?
It has high protein!!
* Are you trying to get it to stay over at my place for a while?
* You can just say so.
Not exactly.
I'm just trying to get rid of my protein!
And the normal guy charges too much g!
I mean, it's not free! To get rid of protein.
If you eat it, my FRIEND might not eat me!
* Sighh...
* If it tries to hunt me, or bites me again, then you owe me.
* I'll take both. I can probably hide them if needed.
Ok !
I'll go make my FRIEND another
protein shake! Gotta use up the protein powder!
Do you want some takoyaki?
@normal-npc-offical
* I...
*
* No thanks, I don't like onion.
Do you want an egg?
It has high protein!!
* Are you trying to get it to stay over at my place for a while?
* You can just say so.
Not exactly.
I'm just trying to get rid of my protein!
And the normal guy charges too much g!
I mean, it's not free! To get rid of protein.
If you eat it, my FRIEND might not eat me!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Do you want some takoyaki?
@normal-npc-offical
* I...
*
* No thanks, I don't like onion.
Do you want an egg?
It has high protein!!
Hi! I'm normal !
Can you cook me some
proteins
in protein powder? My FRIEND likes eggs a lot and especially the
high protein ones!
@normal-npc-offical
They nod, retreating to their kitchen before returning with a protein shake and some high-protein eggs.
Thank you!
Normal NPC flutters back to the ship.
@tail-of-hell-offical, I got you more protein! I
ran out of the takoyaki!
DELICIOUS
*FRIEND devours the eggs and shake in a single massive bite
THANK YOU! O I¡¡¡¡I O
No problem!
*petpet*