nerdy happiness

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

…..slime creature…..

Mine just said “bastard”

Cool figure in the darkness

I’m a gay eldritch horror

Nerdy 3000 eyed beast So just me

punk rock eldritch horror ideal self, nice

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

As someone who has worked in facilities housing highly venomous centipedes, I can assure you that a “centipede in the room” is in fact a Very Big Issue.

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

Sometimes I think about the fact that the 50th anniversary of the moon landing is coming up in two years, after which time the lunar landing site will technically qualify as an archaeological site, by U.S. standards. Moon archaeologists, your time is coming….

Moon archaeologists, your time has come.

• this blogger is never going to judge you for unfollowing • this blogger is never going to hunt you down • this blogger doesn’t check who blocks them • this blogger doesn’t send anon hate • this blogger respects your space

This blogger is also:  not gonna judge you for wanting help oblivious to flirting sleep deprived  really into music

do you ever look back at a friendship with someone from the internet and think to yourself, “i’m so glad that i decided to befriend them because they make me so happy”

‪I have decided that the mysterious dimension that eats my hooks and scissors when I put them down for a second is called Yarnia. ‬

Hozier had time today huh

THE TIME HAS COME

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

@tcup-chipped