I'd Rather Be At My Cottage

oh to be a little mountain pika, bringing home the winter’s groceries…

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Our education system has truly failed a lot of us.

We’re all going to have PTSD and agoraphobia by the end of April

Like, my grandparents lived through the Great Depression and never really managed to give up their learned habits from that experience. Now, instead of “Why are you guys sitting in the dark? You can afford to turn lights on…” it’s going to be “Why do you feel guilty about going to the grocery store? You aren’t infecting anybody.”

I’m already planning to have big bottles of hand sanitizer, and gloves for the rest of my life, also I want to buy an old school freezer, you know those ones that look like a coffin? I want one, and I want to fill it with frozen meat so I never EVER have to feel this fucking terror of what I’ll do if I run out of food. 

I feel like we’re seeing the preview version of it in all the memes about how weird it is to watch media now where people touch.