Gabrielle

Assassin's Creed finally giving me a real reason to want to play

I mean the name clearly gives it away

Lucy probably going “Rob! This is my last chance of making out with her for I don’t know how long! Leave me and alone and let me kiss my work-wife goodbye!”

Oh c’mon Rob… we don’t even had a real kiss in this show…

Lucy most def kissed Back. If water transfers are like this HELL I WANT A WATER TRANSFER

Apparently it takes 9 seconds and a nose bump to transfer water from one person’s mouth to another. 

Apparently you also have to massage the other person’s lips with your own for a while to make sure the water thoroughly gets in. Because clearly opening Xena’s lips with your fingers and spitting into her mouth wouldn’t work. You have to caress her face and make-out to make sure it works. And as far as unconscious Xena responding? Just an involuntary reaction to her lips being touched. Clearly she wasn’t enjoying it. Just because she smiled when she opened her eyes doesn’t mean anything. And the little tongue flick she does when Gabrielle backs away? Just tasting the water.

Hilarious comments, this is why I love Tumblr.

Mine is Venomous (drawn by hotlegs101

I'm so sad I was in Florida about 2 weeks earlier for the southern Shakespeare Festival and wish I could have stayed for this (but please Lucy sweetheart if you somehow see this come to NYC comic Con I've met Renee now I need you)