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Herks from the USAF 352nd Special Operations Wing inbound for a low level run through the Mach Loop

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(hercules x reader)
summary: “nothing bad will happen to you.”
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This was not how you expected to spend your Thursday morning.
Being wound up in the middle of a field with an apple on your head as a speck of a man in the distance aimed at you.
“He needs to learn how to deal with high risk situations mi mi mi mi mi. Put a fruit on your own head Phil,” you seethed to no one. How could you have possibly said yes to this? You didn’t even like the kid.
Hercules was a big hunk of a himbo that could use a confidence check right about now. The way he agreed so easily to possibly piercing your scull open with an arrow was not exactly flattering to his persona.
“You know I would never let anything bad happen to you,” that’s what he said.
Bunch of bs is what you say. Not making you wobble around trying to balance food on your head while trying to shoot it was not something you considered ‘not bad.’
At any moment he could blast through your skull and off you.
But no that doesn’t matter Herc needs more extensive training, a real challenge.
A real challenge is fighting another evil, blue, half horse, half man, combo thing. But Phil didn’t trust him after last time. Apparently going goo goo eyes over some dame in a purple dress didn’t give you the trust to go at another beast again.
BUT OF COURSE IT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO FLING A SHARP METAL OBJECT RIGHT INTO A DEFENSELESS BEINGS FAC-
A fast swoosh sound flew past you as quick as it came. A light weight was taken off of your head as a thwack came from the tree behind you.
Whipping your neck around you look at the feather tipped arrow, sunken into the bark. The was apple still mostly intact besides the hole that was still filled with the wood of the weapon.
Cheers were heard, muffled in the distance. Though you didn’t pay them much mind.
Your heart never got a chance to pick up as you never saw the object that could have lead to your potential murder come at you. But now looking at how fast and strong the arrowhead hit the apple made you feel lightly faint for the fact your forehead was a mere two inches underneath it when it happened.
Sudden footsteps rushing in your direction, broke you from your shell shock mindset. Arms suddenly pulled your frame into the air. You could never understand how he could do it with such ease… well you guess he is the son of a god after all.
“That was amazing, you were amazing!” Hercules practically gushed, spinning you around before placing you on solid ground once more. A head reached out to place flat on his chest in order for you to keep balance. His own was out of top of yours.
“Yeah, next time make Pegasus do this or something,” a sound of protest came from the animals throat, “ or a sheep I really don’t care. Just never again.”
A care free smile was made out of the boys face as you blinked back your hazed gaze to fully look at him.
“Hey, I promised right? Nothing bad will happen to you,” he stated. Rolling your eyes you pushed off of him.
“Yeah, remind me that when I end up with a hole in my skull.” A hand took your wrist.
“What you don’t trust me or something?” A falter in Hercules expression broke through his playful tone. Pausing for a moment you looked back up at him. Sighing softly you brought a hand down your face.
“Of course I trust you Herc,” visible relief left his body as his shoulders shrugged, “Just when I’m quite literally a walking target it can get a person a little jittery, y’know?” You asked tilting your head.
A hand went to the back of the man neck.
“Yeah, okay maybe it wasn’t the brightest thinking,” he agrees, nodding off, thinking the circumstance through.
“I say it was a very tactical strategy.” Your eyes fell down the the satyr, brows scrunching in question. “The guy obviously cares about you a lot like a lot a lot,” said guys cheeks instantly flushed as you brought up your hand to cover your snort, “so let’s say you or any other helpless-“
“Helpless!?”
“You know what I mean. If any person in trouble theoretically with some evil being that likes to choke people is caught in the pickle then the kid can- BOOM. Snipe em from a mile away.”
Phil stood with his hand on his hips, looking rather pleased with himself.
“Mhm, put what if he missed?”
“When’s the last time he missed a shot? When you were a distraction, which is pretty much always. I thought might as well initiate you in the training in order to make him actually do something-“
Rolling your eyes you turned your gaze to Hercules. His ears and cheeks were flushed, the hand on his neck remained, and he darted around his line of sight to anywhere but you. Smiling teasingly you nudged his hip with yours as you passed.
You and Herc could kiss later, right now you were craving an orange.
“Phil-“
“Oh shut it. You act like your not the most obvious person when it comes to being interested in someone. Just kiss her already if that’ll make the lovey dovey eyes stop,” Phil shook himself like the thought of the features made him physically ill.
Rolling your eyes again you casted your gaze away from the short man. The sight of Hercules’ bright red ears in cheeks came into your view. He fidgeted with his clothes while not looking at you. Smiling teasingly you bumped his hip with yours while passing.
You and Herc could kiss later, right now you’d kill for an orange.
disney munchlings mystery pins - series 1
released: oct 2022
mystery pins
They all slay

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Cartoon girls + Wet hair
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Characters so far: Hades(Hercules 1997), Elsa(Frozen), Barley Lightfoot(Onward), Ian Lightfoot(Onward), Violet(The Incredibles), Buzz Lightyear(Toy Story), Quasimodo(The Hunchback of Notre-Dame), Massimo (Luca).
A/N: The reader is almost always gender neutral unless I specified differently in the title.
My other Masterlists are -> here
Scenarios
When they're sad (Hades, Elsa, Barley, Ian, Violet, Quasimodo, Buzz.)
Massimo with a feminine S/O (+ Giulia & Alberto)
Headcannons
Short tempered/Easily overwhelmed S/O (With Violet Parr)
Oneshots
Sad/Upset S/O (With Violet Parr)
The Captain With The Red Hat (Captain Hook Smut)
Hades: I can’t believe your getting so worked up about some guy!
Meg: This ones different! He’s honest and he’s sweet”
Hades: Please.
Meg: He would never do anything to hurt me!
Hades: HES A GUY!
*a couple years and years later*
hades dying of laughter in the underworld on his throne talking to the dead: so get this, wonder boy comes and saves our sweet little Meg, and then a couple 1000 years later kills her and the little devils they had! Ha! The first one left for another woman and then just when she thinks she’s found her hero he kills her! Her taste in men is so horrible it’s funny, she should of just let me kill him when she had the chance!