kaleidoscope kid

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

It's fascinating (and infuriating) to live in an age where almost everyone I know is languishing in Dickensian poverty but social media is slap full of professional-managerial computer-touchers who've never known hunger insisting that the economy is fine because their metrics say rich people are still rich.

A bad economist and a bad engineer are often bad in the same way; they're both people who, when reality doesn't conform to the model, decide to get mad at reality instead of adjusting the model

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously

i don’t fear quitting bc 92% of the time u can come back one day if u wish 2 do so. basically don’t hold onto something so tightly just bc u fear not having the option to come back

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here