its ray day baby

Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though

[GD: a gif of a small white and black kitten looking at the viewer and then back. There is a red filter over the gif. End GD]

i think venom would love tumblr. i bet he’d make a carrd

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

Holding her like a talisman

Evolution of Nissan

My cat does this before throwing up

sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

imagine saying this to your employer

alright i will

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

there are certain characters that i am just an expert on. anything i say is canon. if you disagree with me youre wrong

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

“life is about baking bread” “life is about lying naked in the sun” “life is about eating fruit” well my life is about being on the computer

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

horror movie from the perspective of someone who just watched a scary movie & is really anxious afterwards so every scene is framed like its gonna be scary but nothing happens & they just go to bed

during this scene i fuckign gripped my cousins arm and screamed because i was so fucking scared they’d kiss. sincere homophobia from me and i’m gay. imagine the smell of these two combined