#darkwood

I was invited to the Darkwood co-op )))

и первое о чем я подумала когда увидела возможность писать в чат, эт то, что туда можно зафигачить свой фик )

For me, it's 3:05am. I have to get up for work at 3:30am. I went to sleep at 1am.

With this, I decided to compile a list of why I would not survive my current fixation horror game.

Wouldn't:

Reason 1) I have severe arthritis in both hands

For the first 5-6 days I would be fine. After this, carrying a shovel would be like trying to carry a house

Reason 2) I have a fear of bugs

I would see the bugs on the ground, scream, and draw every entity my way to my hideout

Reason 3) (we're getting a little more in game now) I would literally die for the musician

He would be crying, and I would leave my hideout at night just to comfort him, thus being consumed by the floor gore.

Reason 4) Wolfman

He would be speaking with me and my mind would see this:

I would begin laughing for zero reason, and he would be so angry/offended that he just immediately decides to turn me into a chew toy

5) Jungle madness

My family and friends decided long ago I would be the first to get jungle madness. After roughly 2 weeks I would be running about the woods like this

6) The Doctor

I would feel so bad for the doctor that I would obsessively begin compiling his past into my brain, trying to figure out the lore and reasons why to his madness— thus forgetting to escape

7) The Trader

He is so friendly that I would just stay with him to be really honest

8) The Wedding

I am dumb enough to attend and then if I survived I would be dumb enough to throw the invite at Wolfman for not warning me

Would:

I am already a cryptid. I basically eat nothing, run on 2 hours sleep a day and thrive

I have zero relationships to return to, so the forest had literally nothing to call to me with

I'm funny IDK *🥺* maybe characters would take pity on me ...

I'd be like Piotrek and stay in my hideout obsessively doing something else

Isolation doesn't bother me. I've been alone for a very long time and have no issues with it.

I feel like it's perhaps his team that were unfortunately killed by savages?