all cops are bastards

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced

[looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes it legal to do medieval german tortures to you by the way

also you would be surprised at which group gets disproportionately diagnosed with this disorder. did you guess black people. because its black people

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

they should invent bandaids that work

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

jokes abt ppl having no reading comprehension on this site still piss me off btw. like... most of the ppl taking you in bad faith are doing so bc they're in the mindset to do so, not bc they're cognitively/developmentally/intellectually impaired and therefore have some deficit in comprehension. sometimes ppl are skimming your posts. sometimes they want to be mad. sometimes they're just jerks. none of those instances necessitate you throwing people who actually struggle reading comprehension under the bus.

idk I feel like some people on here were like "well we can't say the r slur and we can't accuse people outright of being illiterate [as in unable to decode letters on the page] so how are we supposed to insult them when they're being jerks?" and decided to accuse them of being illiterate and cognitively disabled in a different way