i agree

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

“Accident” yes ok sure that’s it it was an “accident”

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

Life hack: take your own advice

im gonna tuch it

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

A bird wrote this

@emilreloaded

What….? Get out of there

I’d like to be in there

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool