If I'm over your house just know I'm dry humping the furniture whenever you go to the bathroom.

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

Question to the hoes out here this weekend keeping the party alive and sexy as fuck: Are you doing ok? You can always feel good with me

When will pride month be over already

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.