you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

I love Benoit Blanc bc Rian Johnson is so correct about the "I don't care about his backstory, I just wanna put him in situations" approach with him lmao

My knives? Out. My onion? Glass. My dead man? Awake.

its required that every day you think about women kissing

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul