I love Benoit Blanc bc Rian Johnson is so correct about the "I don't care about his backstory, I just wanna put him in situations" approach with him lmao

My knives? Out. My onion? Glass. My dead man? Awake.

its required that every day you think about women kissing

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

no more automatic updates for videogames if i wanna play with my perfectly curated modlist for patch 1.24358359b you WILL let me. i dont care if im missing important bugfixes. this is my house i live here.

Mallard (Anas platyrhynchos)