homesmut confessions but worse

hello heathens. you can call me red (they/them), and i am here with a new homestuck/homesmut confessions blog. this one is specifically for "problematic" ships, see i am in full support of fiction. fiction is fiction. doesn't necessarily have to be smut related but that's mainly why i'm making this. get that fucked up dynamic off your chest. for those who don't want to make a whole side blog to avoid getting harassed. i don't mind.

its really cool that someones making a new proship HS confession blog since one of the older ones seems to have dissapeared :( idk what happened there. but anyways, the world would be 1000x better of a place if people put as much effort into stuff about rose x mom as they do into dave x bro

I need to watch mom grope roses boobs and talk about how big they've gotten and how much rose is maturing

dirk letting dave rape him back as "atonement" for what bro strider did to him in his childhood send tweet (neither of them actually care about atonement the rape just makes them both really really horny)

davepeta jerking it using one of jasproses dresses send ask

Dave absolutely worshipping his Bro to the point that when he sees Dirk it's like a disgusting kind of relief. He doesn't dare hope his Bro might be in there somewhere, but just the familiarity of his face is enough to be a comfort.

dave rose

I just want to thank you for making this blog. Lets get our problematic shipping on.

If trolls had an incest taboo, the Zahhaks would probably love it.

dirk raping daves tight little cunt

Dirk considered the game he is playing with Rose, where they position themselves as the divine *atriarchs (ambiguous between siblings, parent and child, and husband and wife) of the world they’ve created to be both more intimate and more erotic than sex. But he’s open to that too.

I used to be big into Sekretcest, particularly Aranea/Mindfang. I had a dynamic where Mindfang was both enamoured and angered by her alternate self's pleasant and calm nature before Game Over. She would use Aranea's worship of her as a tool of corruption, to the point where Aranea was her little fuck toy in the dreambubbles

a!dave who leaves out his planner and dirk who obsesses over every part of it because he needs to know when he’s free so he can GET that. when a!dave goes off schedule it throws dirk off a thousand times more than it does to his bro and he’s so unbelievably pent up with nothing better to do with himself

fics where dirk and dave aren't related for the sole purpose of making them fuck but morally okay this time piss me off soooo bad, like it's a good complex ship because they're related it's like removing the seasoning from your chicken