NEVER LOSE HOPE

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

You're like "surely any day he will stop getting smaller relative to the car" and he doesn't

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

iborpofen is like candys to me. i sniff them out like a prized truffle-searching pig i've got my schnoz between the cushions of the couch like im hunting for dimes just inhaling dust and crumbs and shitt

I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline

[ID: Digital painting of two deer resting their heads together, in low lighting. There is a crosshairs directly over where their foreheads meet. End ID.]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE