FUCK YEAH, TARWEN

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

who’s the cuddler: tauriel tauriel!!!

who makes the bed: arwen makes the bed. tauriel does not care about how messy the bed is 

who wakes up first: gosh hmm. i think they both wake up pretty early but i would say tauriel wakes up first

who has the weird taste in music: ohhh hmmm lets say tauriel does. 

who is more protective: can you imagine protective arwen. she’ll fuck you up 

who sings in the shower: tauriel. tauriel who does not have a good singing voice but arwen thinks its cute 

who cries during movies: probably tauriel 

who spends the most while out shopping: hrmmmm im gonna say arwen for this one 

who kisses more roughly: oooh umm lets say. tauriel does 

who is more dominate: but arwen is more dominant in my opinion 

YESSSSSSSSSS GOD I LOVE THE SMELL OF FEMALE ADVENTURERS IN THE MORNING (and yes that’s code for lesbians)

“Unfortunately, The World Won’t Save Itself”

For all he did, sometimes Arwen’s father made a few mistakes. Such as the one he made one eve, by holding council about Dwarves and inviting a grand total of none. And then said Dwarves (And a Hobbit, when on Arda did they get a Hobbit?) ran off into the mountains! Honestly, if anyone’s going to make sure nobody dies on this ridiculous endeavour, it might as well be someone who actually pays attention to these things. Like herself.

And so, on a seemingly normal evening, Arwen Undómiel sneaks away from the watchful eye of her elders and attempts to save thirteen Dwarves and a Hobbit, mainly because nobody else seems to be bothered with the idea of impending doom. 

Ship: Tauriel/Arwen

Quick plot summary first: Arwen is sent to the Greenwood to strengthen relations with Imladris, and there she meets a certain captain who catches her interest from the moment they meet. However, she believes that Tauriel is too devoted to her king and duty to fall in love, and Tauriel thinks Arwen is both uninterested and out of her league. (Legolas is stuck in the middle of this. Joy.) This mess has to be figured out before the year is up, or else Arwen and Tauriel must part without ever knowing the other’s true affections.

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2z3nPy0

by Talullah

Tauriel finds herself in Lothlorien on her way to the Blue Mountains, where she meets Arwen and falls for her.

Words: 2161, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Arwen Undómiel, Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)

Relationships: Arwen Undómiel/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)

(written all in one go without rereading so uh…warnings there. But I had to get something out for this ship that I suddenly NE E D. Implied Kili/Tauriel, canon verse. Implied beginning of Arwen/Tauriel.)

Your last tear was shed in a place called Ravenhill, which you had never heard of before the day you laid your heart on the ground there. Even now, after all the years, you can trace the exact path it took down your cheek. You can see perfectly where it landed on his young face (you were both so young.)

for the tarwen week! 

Tauriel/Arwen with some fitting lyrics from the song “Tenacious Love” by QNTAL (inspired by an 18th century poem.)

@cirth-ithil-archive​ requested: Tauriel +  A. Fire, flames, or excessive heat.

“It is too hot,” Tauriel complained, wiping sweat from her brow.

“Next time we rent an apartment, I’m making sure it has AC,” Arwen groaned, fanning herself. “Come on, Tau. Let’s go somewhere cooler.”

“Like where?” she asked.

“The pool,” Arwen said, her eyes lighting up. “We can get wet in the water and cool off—and you know I’d love to see you in your swimsuit.” She smiled mischievously at her girlfriend.

Tauriel jumped to her feet and started to strip right then and there. “Great idea,” she said.

Arwen laughed, and Tauriel’s heart warmed as she peeled her shirt, sticky with sweat, off her chest. “I feel like going out in just a bra,” she joked, “but I guess a bikini’s practically the same thing.”

“You’re so hot, babe,” Arwen said, admiring her.

Tauriel winked. “Not as hot as you, babe.”

“Not as hot as this apartment, babe.”

I have never considered this ship? but like, it’s so cute? I’m here for it! ty anon! (also only writing 3 sentences is really hard and I’m for sure breaking the laws of grammar) 

“We are meant to lure men to their death; if not, then what is our purpose?” Arwen says, brushing her fingers along her light blue scales.

“I have no desire for the death of men, or for the warmth of their bodies, only for you,” Tauriel replies, threading her long fingers through Arwen’s dark hair.

A far off ship spies two figures reclining on the rocky shore of a nearby island. so entwined that, at first, they are confused for one; by the time sailors arrive to investigate, they are gone.