margaret marie allan

i hope i’m one of the mutuals you’d like to fuck

they called him jack the ripper because he would take fat rips off the bong and then jack offf

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

The popularization of -maxxing in modern colloquial speech is the most surreal shit ever I saw someone say she was “oystermaxxing” the other day because she was eating oysters

Just in case I don’t get the blog back maybe reblog this so people can find me 🥲 used to be slut-fungus