This blog is a   safe space for all Mother fuckers and Stupidheads. Goodnight

the boiling oil is scared of you as much as you are of it

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

Because of how bad the post is

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

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"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

im basically normal if you really dont think about it