a bunch of geckos in a trenchcoat

bisexual people will literally be in situations

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

I learn everything the hard way btw

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

my moon my man montage you will always be famous

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Tf could you possibly be reacting to with this???

you'll know when the time comes.

i just can't believe carol sturka is real. she exists. and shes like. a proper Lesbian. she had a whole ass wife. theyve known each other for at least 20 years. her wife is dead. they bring her her oc which she fucks and lowkey falls in love with. shes angry and depressed and horny and lonely and grieving. one of the most characters of all time

all that and then they give her an atomic bomb!