Like yknow nya?

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

that one screenshot of anthony bourdain taking valium on a plane and tweeting about applejack being a lesbian belongs in the louvre

lol no way the "all anime is pedophilic" freaks have tried to do this shit to botan kamiina of all things. the college yuri about drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes and going on fucking hikes and shit. COME TF ON LMAO.

you know a pink thing is potent when american tumblrites are calling her fans pedophiles again

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about