no one loves the light like a blind man

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

post loumand divorce sex is looking more and more likely.

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

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whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis