no one loves the light like a blind man

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force