no one loves the light like a blind man

post loumand divorce sex is looking more and more likely.

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

I have GOT to stop spending $30