rock out with ur socks out

i saw some pro life ppl reblogging this and i want you to know: i am not on your side, i am making fun of you

Hey everyone else in the notes, I’m the grandson of a professional cat judge and breeder and you literally have to just. Hold cats. To make them used to being handled. Like, they’re gonna get pissed but you’re not hurting them At All I promise. This lil guy is just miffed he’s not being hurt and he’s not thrashing out he’s just an angry baby pls calm down

Yeah, literally all cats have to be socialized or they’re going to be feral. Every kitten starts off as a ball of fury and prickles, it’s just how they are. Hold the grumby babies and they get over it and realize that you’re actually Pretty Cool. It helps if mama is around to make the babies go see you even when they’d really rather not, but even so, they’re just like this and you gotta hold them anyway.

Who decided we have to give up pure and wholesome things just to grow up? Sleeping with a little Pikachu plushie does not mean I don’t also make my own doctor appointments.

reblogging because I think there needs to be more notes and more people comfortable with the idea that adulthood is a lie.

“Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna try to bring mom back”

“Behold! My Absorb-God-inator! With it I will drain all the souls in the TRI-STATE AREA! You might be wondering, why do I need to drain souls to absorb God? Well, it all started back in my home town of Xerxes on the day of my creation. I was but a dwarf in a flask when…”

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀