accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

finally i have learned how to type laser sounds//

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

i like when characters in a tv show are watching the oldest show in the world on their tv because the producers couldn't be fucked to pay to license something not in the public domain

'Look at all my stupid little figural bowls,' I say, in the warm, glowing tones of a woman showing off her firstborn child