so far so good, sorta

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

My helpless male secretary that I scald with hot coffee & blow smoke into his face whenever he is working.

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right