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I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

isn’t it literally so amazing that no one can ever take the act of jerking off away from you. so few things in this world are free, healthy, and feel good but jerking off is literally all three. and nothing will ever change that. literally a miracle

i think this post cursed me because why did my new vibrator get lost in the mail 😞

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

"I think rich people should have more money at the expense of a healthcare program millions of disabled people rely on" is not a coherent political belief it's the kind of thing the villian in a kids movie says. Gonna tell me you want to skin puppies to make a coat next?

I think if you say out loud you think billionaires need more money and we should kill disabled people to make it happen then every person in a 5ft radius should be legally obligated to punch you as hard as they can.

142 notes and not a single tag, reply, or comment. Y'all are really feeling this one, huh?

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

guys this is not about sex and friends with benefits or making out with your best friend that's why i said "lowkey" this is about when your friend has shoulder pain and asks you to massage it and the longer it takes to fix the shoulder the more charged the atmosphere gets this is about when you lay your head in your friends lap like it's no big deal and they start playing with your hair like it's no big deal this is about sitting really close with your friend on the couch while watching tv or talking and you're aware of all the places youre touching but it's not like either of you are gonna take it any further it's about when you're so overwhelmed with affection that you just bury your face in someone's neck and just sit like that for a bit not doing anything it's about when you do normal intimate sweet things with your friends but there's something charged and unspoken about it and you're all fine leaving it like that. no sex. only eroticism.

also biting. always bite your friends

hey guys can you develop more complex nuanced loving views of yourselves. thanks.