Everything I've ever let go has claw marks on it.

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

she needs a hug (i’m she)

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

Me approaching 30

The dental assistant I saw today was delighted at me saying ‘don’t half-ass anything–you gotta whole-ass it,’ because she likes learning that “youth” stuff to sling at her teenagers. So I taught her the proper usage of “yeet/yote”, and as I left the dentist office I heard a distant “YEET” and then crashing sounds in the back.

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

#never in my life have i related to a post more

Her power 💪🏻

in retrospect, yikes

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

i may ‘have depression’ and ‘not function properly’ but guess what?

what?

Gay

i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!!