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some elf bullshit happened

The Silmarillion Abridged

A dacula…

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

i think it’s actually heartwarming that we as humans like to cheer on our planet for completing something it’s done 4.54 billion+ times. so true you neat little space rock.

these last few years have brutally hard on a personal level and unspeakably cruel to so many people i love and billions more. but our little space rock continues to spin.

if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook

I think about this post a lot because of the phrase "i'll cook anyone's ass under the table."

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

And may this year actually be BETTER than last (though I know that’s not setting the bar all that high)

the lion does not concern herself with papa

My mum would always yell when she was angry. Every single time my sister and I were “in trouble” and we would be quiet and almost silent. She’d yell at us calling us “self bastards” and questions like “why did you do that” and we’d answer softly “I don’t know” which according to her wasn’t an answer. That would aggravate her even more with more yelling while we stood there and took it, not once daring to answer back. This happened for years. It wasn’t until I was older and braver in my mid 20’s I asked her why she did that and for the life of me I couldn’t figure it out. The answer tumbled out of her like it was the most obvious thing in the world. She said she did that to get a reaction, so that we would answer back, so that we would yell, which was so funny to me because we never did.

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cannot emphasize enough how much it is feminist praxis to train yourself out of getting out of the way of men walking towards you on the street if there's no visible reason where it would be polite for you to be the one who has to move (seniors, guys carrying stuff, crutches, etc). most of the time they're just looking down at their phone expecting the world to open up before them like the red fucking sea. extremely satisfying to stare right at them going for a head on collision and watching them move out of the way at the very last moment. plus you get to shouldercheck a bunch of assholes. sorry i just realized this is an extremely new york city post. i'm walkin here

Can you swap their heads ?