War, Then.

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

Hester Leggatt also ghostwrote this somehow

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

Help does anyone have that quote from Jean to Andrew (?) about "if I'd known [x] I never would have given him back to you" or whatever, I need it

people with energy-limiting disabilities should be immune to greasy hair

see the premise of "if you struggle brushing your teeth, just do it in the shower" relying on logic of "you might struggle with teeth but surely you shower every day right? right...?" is just so hilariously wrong it's asinine that it's one of the most popular such advice

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition