what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

İ wish i had the mental illness that makes you get a phd

i know you don’t play guitar, but if you hold my neck & finger me, i’ll make the prettiest little sounds ever

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

Normalize kissing your woman after nutting down their throat.

A thunder storm and inappropriate touching would fix me.

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

This post is especially funny this New Year’s Day.

Want to hear you moan my name while I jerk off on call to you

men who grunt and growl and moan and whimper and say a breathy “fuck” before they cum are the pinnacle of our society