eat the hell

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

I went to noob island and nobody recognized you. They said you haven't been the same ever since you went Pro. Some even said you became Hacker. I don't know who you are anymore.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do