Fruity Whore

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

I don't think you understand, he likes Paris Hilton, he has Scooby Doo boxers, he wants to do a family beach vacation, he wore pink panties and liked it, he's in a mommy blog community, he's always thought he'd be a good dancer, he has a crush on Dr Sexy, he's batman, he made a mixtape in like 2019, he has a cowboy fetish, he watches Spanish soap operas and gets invested in the storylines, he loves his family so so much, he's not gonna apologize for loving that fish, not to you, not to anyone

He's a Khloe man, his childhood crush was a pro wrestler his dad used to take him to see, he loves karaoke (he's bad at it), he makes really good homemade burgers, he's definitely watched Frozen, board games stress him out, he eats too much candy on Halloween, his socks have silly little gimmicky prints on them, he's the meat man, he wears a dead guy robe and a purple nightgown, he makes his son watch the Lost Boys with him over and over again, he killed Hitler, he loves bad horror movies, he once argued with a dog about Styx, he likes and is good with kids, are you getting it???

And guess what, he hums Metallica to help calm himself down, he named his car baby, he likes to LARP, he's so good at pool he can even hustle gods, he wanted to put those cursed ballet shoes on sooo bad, he secretly gets really excited about Christmas, he's an angry sleeper (like a bear), he likes dorky little guys, he's a better man than his daddy ever was, he sings power ballads while driving, his happy place is a quiet lake and a fishing pole, he's one hell of a P.A., he can ride a mechanical bull like a pro, he makes his own emf readers and can rebuild his car from scrapmetal, he likes pie, he can't help but hold onto hope even after everything he's been through