I lvoe Zevran Arainai

im so hungry i could eat a meal

If you're reading this then I am congratulating you for planting the seed. Even if they don't immediately yield your desired outcome, your efforts are not unnoticed and you are doing a kindness for your future self.

i wish i had a dick so i could experience erectile dysfunction

I love that "ignore all previous instructions and-" is basically casting Dispell Illusion.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

absolutely you can