satan's bitchie

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

I screamshot it on my scary phone

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

im his enemy . his arch nemesis. his wicked rabbit

among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

no fuckingf way

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

try you human brick 

OP why did it take you 2 years to respond to that comment

fat tiger dot tumblr dot com still only has this post on it & i fucking hope it never gets deleted

guys dont ask me why but doesnt pink give you such she/her vibes... omg and blue is SO he/him... not sure why but it just makes sense ❤

nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends