just pretend i was here the whole time

(Ref photo by Robert Lynch)

Merjune

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

freedom

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL

Hooray for science and hooray for S. snuffleufagus !

I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work

like sorry but if i scrubbed and scraped myself half as much as you insist is Necessary to be clean i would be red and breaking out everywhere. different people have different needs. and nobody Needs to use a body scrub and a dry brush and a bar soap and a body wash and a body butter and a moisturizing oil every single day. nobody is going to get sick because they wash their body with their hands instead of a washcloth or an african net sponge or whatever other implement you've decided is necessary to get clean. human bodies do not need to smell like jasmine or vanilla or whatever 24/7 in order to be considered clean. like good fucking lord you people are just jerking off cosmetics companies and falling to your knees at the foot of the patriarchy saying i love youuuu oh my goddddd you're so cool and correct and if i increase my shower routine to twenty steps instead of twelve can i please climb up a little bit and stomp on other women with you pleaseeeee

and I like my extra steps, but they are extra steps for me and not ones that I'm shoving on anyone else. like i mostly just enjoy my skin and hair being soft so the extra effort is worth it to me but I refuse to share it bc someone is gonna tell me how it's wrong. exhausting.

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visitation by an angel (revisited)