schizoid embolism

the idea that you move from the city to the suburbs when you get married and/or have kids is one of the most noxious insidious conservative ideas that exists

the part where shes eating cheetos reading 'magazine publishing for dummies' and watching a b&w movie where a muscle hunk makes out with a woman on the beach... #representation

ok the only thing abt duckduckgo is it won't show me sketchy streaming sites. i search "full movie online free" i get nothing. i have to go to google for that

idk if everyone in my brain feels this way and i was certainly more desperate to be visible as a gay guy when i was younger. but now it's like, ok, i am a weird androgynous disabled person first and foremost, there's an opt-in lens to viewing me as a particular kind of gay guy if you can get past that. whereas if i put in the effort to be viewed more properly as a gay guy [crucially - in a setting where that's not super vilified. where u can be that w/o immediate violence] then i have to deal with the fact that everyone is suddenly having a face journey where they realize they have to think of me as their sexual peer (gross!) and they weren't prepared to do that today. ive definitely said i prefer the exact opposite before but damn. importantly the former does Not exempt u from homophobic harassment or anything like that. but it Does exempt you from the 'meat market' / being evaluated and found wanting by every rando in a tank top when ur just doing fucking Errands

I ACTUALLY HATE GAYBORHOODS

can u believe madeleine l’engle was right the whole time about mysterious illnesses being caused by mitochondrial dysfunction. not about christianity tho

sleepy keys asmr is the only person who truly makes asmr for people 35+. i am like, the veryyy young end of their target demographic. refreshing

im so jealous of this girl on youtube who owns like 30 TRU cabbage patch kids im gonna die

ally mcbeal is a great show to watch if you're psychotic and have made some asshole moves while raving mad. with rare exceptions you can be like "at least i'm not her". very few of us have kicked someone with our full strength because we thought they were a dancing baby .gif from the early internet