the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

can't be god's weakest or strongest soldier. I'm god's draft dodger. I'm evading conscription entirely. im gay and flat footed and have 12 concussions and I'm disappearing into the woods before I'll ever fight in god's latest political quagmire.

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature