i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

go, my penis warriors. kill without reason

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I personally mostly Hoarded precious metals and gems, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…there is No mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!