Milksteak

can things stop happening for a while? in general

@grizzly-bear-official

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

@coldwind-shiningstars

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.