yay yippee!!! :D

I really, really, really liked One-Eyed Flashback, awesome movie and one of the best in the franchise. But it's very obvious that it was written by people who have never lived in mountain country. Which would ordinarily not be a problem (I don't think it's a hot take to say that Detective Conan movies are a little unrealistic), but it just so happens that both me and my partner did grow up in small mountain towns. So all our commentary was like "The way this scene fits so neatly against the larger franchise themes of criminal rehabilitation and redempti– Oh that is a dumbass move. That's not how any of this works. No one in their right mind would ever do that. Guys I think Komei is going to die."

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

Why is it always "Agent Camel, what the hell man, you blew my cover" and never "Thank you Agent Camel for blowing my cover, resulting in me having to get removed from the country, and by extension, removed from the immediate radius of one extremely angry Bourbon, who was probably twelve steps deep into a convoluted plan to ensure I "accidentally" died while out in the field. Thanks Camel, you're such a bro."

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

I love it when an early ally in the RPG quest hears your sob story and just decides right then and there to quit their job and join your emo band, forswearing all sense of normalcy to chase heroism with you into the sunset. Like. Buddy. We could just be lying to you.

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king