#1 UNPLEASANT WOMEN ENJOYER

something is seriously wrong with you people

that wave of peace you feel after you finally throw up when you're feeling sick is one of the few experiences you can really call transcendental, but you wouldn't know it from the get because of how tedious and painful the process of getting there is. a month ago I pulled my car over while driving home in the middle of a foggy night after an hour of enduring migraine-induced photosensitivity and just tumbled out of the driver's side to projectile vomit. it had rained not that long ago so the road was glittery and moist while that fresh earthy scent hung in the air. the relief from post-sickness release makes everything so bizarrely euphoric. the cool night breeze felt good against my face, and the fog smudged the street lights and dimly lit farmer's fields around me into what looked like a haze of pale colors suspended within a thick, infinite darkness. it was 2am on a thursday and there was nobody but me around-nobody but me for miles, even. i was covered in puke but all i could do was just sit on the gravel shoulder by where i parked my car and think 'this is what jesus felt like while being crucified'.

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

google used to know what i was talking about

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming

also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions