Just Here For A Fun Long Time

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about