Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boyβ¦
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if sheβs sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if sheβs perhaps worried sheβs a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and thatβs enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said sheβs here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then sheβll make another one. I said βisnβt it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?β and she just looked at me funny and said βwhat do you mean? The whole world was here, waitingβ. Some people, I tell you.
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines

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look at my gouger, boy.
Couldnβt get a good pic but check this shit out
Saw this bad boy in the wild yesterday
I heard someone say it in the elevator under their breath to their friend and I was high af so it scared me
i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME
βcanβt believe women fought to work!! i donβt wanna work!!β women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?
Fought to get paid, fought to get acknowledged, fought to get control over their own careers.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.15 Destiny
YOU are an intersex ally!

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Showering
boy got that real life nuka cola