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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

she asks me what dr pepper tastes like and i say not everything tastes like something else

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

i got called ableist for this post because someone said she might be autistic and this was just her stimming i love this website i could never leave

I saw an interview the other day where someone said that Taylor Swift is the embodiment of everything mediocre and that she exists in order to make becoming a billionaire seem accessible to teenage girls and stop them from attaining class consciousness and i just thought i'd leave that here

fuck america :)

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

only thing I want from the streets is tacos

You’ll be at peace when you realize people are at war with themselves not you.