Josiah• He/Him

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Fabian is the coolest because he genuinely loves being friends with everyone and he puts himself out there, shitdance and all. He has the means to live very comfortably, and he opens his space to the entire school as a hub, a meal if they need it, study space, party venue… hell he hired a massage therapist to be on standby! He cares for all the people in his community without judgement and everyone responds to that. They admire his steadfast ability to put his everything into whatever he does, including his grades. And he runs the absolute most banging parties. Did you hear he’s dating the senior class president? Omg they are so cute together.

And Gorgug is the coolest in a whole different way. He’s a trailblazer, creating the new barbificer class and absolutely owning it despite active discouragement and abuse from a teacher. He’s the drummer and cofounder of the hottest rock band in the world, whose music literally has the power to change reality and remake gods. He’s a quiet and confident defender, and everyone has watched him come to the defense of and take the damage for someone. They know he would do it for any one of them. He’s the guy who hosted the Frosty Faire and fought off a deranged principal bot with dildo machines, then oinked the cops off the property. He sailed a real ship through a real storm of real dragons. For a music video.

So Fabian is the coolest in a very down to earth, personable way; he’s friends with everyone, he’s genuine and fun and good at everything because he puts his everything into it.

Gorgug is the coolest because he’s Epic. He invented a new class, he oinked the cops off his property and it worked, he changes the literal world with his music and tanks hundreds of points of damage in a single encounter. He captured the night yorb in his van.

A Crown of Candy ep. 8 - Deep Bleu Sea // Fantasy High: Junior Year ep. 19 - Ragenarok (Part 1)