my little timewaster

extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

do people think this is real. do people think that their 4th-favorite tgirl blogger just blew things up with her wife and kids because she IRL turned the tornado shelter beneath the midwestern home she owns (outright) into a dungeon where she keeps a dehumanized sex slave, without accounting for redundancy in upcoming disaster scenarios. do people think this really happened

i may have wildly misinterpreted what gimp basement means. i knew someone who did actually have to shelter their parents in their basement, which they were using for elaborate BDSM, during an emergency, and i thought this was a second time i was learning about someone doing that

POST CANCELED CONDOLENCES TO YOUR FRIEND WHOSE REAL EXPERIENCE THIS WAS

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

for anyone asking Im done and doing awesome and they did send me and Shelby home with soda as if I were a pizza

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

Thank god there’s still time for me

I love environmental storytelling