garbitch

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

this is literally oppression

person: how’s life been treating you? me: i'm on tumblr in 2022

the username makes this 100 times funnier 

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

Do you mean sleeping?

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me