I'm Beautifully Tragic.

things toddlers and i have in common

- don’t WANNA go to bed - why get dressed when I could keep playing in my pjs??? - I’m very tired and therefore I HATE YOU

- just five more minutes - I haven’t eaten and I’m hungry so I’m going to cry about it

-needs cookies and juice to function -will cry if yelled at

-wants to pet every animal I see -excited about stickers

- could happily exist on nothing but macaroni and cheese

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

Now I wonder what Alice would think of this tea party?

I went from being an awkward teen who thought nobody wanted to talk to him, to a cynical adult who hopes nobody wants to talk to him.

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

Scully from the other side of the bed: Mulder go to sleep