SOPE.exe

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.