You've seen every Binghe has a Shen Yuan, now get ready for.... *Drumroll*
There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.
Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!
*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*
Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*
Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.
SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.
*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*
SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.
SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.
Interviewer: How can you tell?
SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.
*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*
Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*
Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!
Interviewer: What are you in for?
Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?
Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-
Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.
Interviewer: How long are you in for?
*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*
Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?
Liu Qingge: *sets down tea cup* My life is a living hell.
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