Im dum

Phones are just computers that have something deeply wrong with them

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Woman in front of me just withdrew 3.5k from her savings (LISTEN HER PHONE SCREEN'S BIG AS SHIT) and put it on something that looked like Kalshi after consulting ChatGPT which sounds like a caricature of a person but I swear to you it's true, my bigger question is why she is taking the bus when she has Uber Black money

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

i used to know someone who had actually worked extensively on the Hanford nuclear site cleanup, and she once told me she would feel perfectly safe driving right next to a nuclear fuel transport truck, but when she sees a tanker truck she avoids it like the plague, because they got to see the difference in first-hand demonstrations and it was terrifying.

I still see room for a data center on the other side ☝️

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this